Maybe You Just Realized You're a Chicken

It's a possibility. You might be a chicken.

Or maybe you just ate too much of that spicy chicken parmesan.

Either way, it's time to face the facts:

• Cluck, cluck, cluck.
• You like to eat seeds.
• You have a strong desire to peck at shiny objects.

Learn more about the symptoms of being a chicken!

Or, if you're not convinced, you can take an Egg of a Doubt.